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I’m Jennie Berman Eng Let’s get to know each other! A little about me: I’m a writer. But you knew that. Did you also know that I wrote my first book in 7th grade called Fashion Death? It wasn’t published in the traditional sense, but it did have a marble contact paper cover and my parents said it held “great promise”. https://www.jenniebermaneng.com/testimonials daily 0.75 2021-04-23 https://www.jenniebermaneng.com/about-me daily 0.75 2026-02-22 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e3722637332cf46d56e7aaa/1613079638634-LPZCVHZ3O7EIAIS80TFW/Jennie_Berman_Eng About Me - Jennie Berman Eng Is the 2019 winner of the Jewish Plays Project for her play, A Moving Picture. Jennie was also named a 2017-2018 member of Playwrights Arena at Arena Stage, a 2016 and 2014 Theater J Locally Grown Playwright. Jennie was a founding member of the all-girl touring comedy group, The Greasy Girlz, and wrote and performed the web series, “JudyAlive!” and “Citizens Arrest”. 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